Jaded-Coffee-8126 on October 27, 2025 1:47 pm Can I get a shark with a laser to protect my business, hammerhead is preferred
Mike9797 on October 27, 2025 1:51 pm Wow impressive. I thought only ill tempered sea bass were the only options available.
PNWKiwi on October 27, 2025 1:58 pm I don’t even have a need for a service tech to work on a laser, but if I did, they’d be My first call. 💯
TampaTrey on October 27, 2025 2:00 pm You mean he actually got some frickin’ sharks with frickin’ lasers on their frickin’ heads?!
JJ-Bittenbinder on October 27, 2025 2:00 pm I think businesses should have more goofy stuff like this!
RedditBot90 on October 27, 2025 2:00 pm Sharks with Frikkin lasers in the South China Sea: https://maps.app.goo.gl/spHZ5XAp9jGBs31aA?g_st=ipc
Dennma on October 27, 2025 2:00 pm If the sharks had epilog lasers, though, they’d require constant fiddling with
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Can I get a shark with a laser to protect my business, hammerhead is preferred
***frickin’** **lasers**
“ “ LASERS “ “
Wow impressive. I thought only ill tempered sea bass were the only options available.


Are they ill tempered?

I don’t even have a need for a service tech to work on a laser, but if I did, they’d be My first call. 💯

You mean he actually got some frickin’ sharks with frickin’ lasers on their frickin’ heads?!

I think businesses should have more goofy stuff like this!
Sharks with Frikkin lasers in the South China Sea:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/spHZ5XAp9jGBs31aA?g_st=ipc
If the sharks had epilog lasers, though, they’d require constant fiddling with

We have sea bass Dr evil
I’m a simple man. I see Dr evil and I upvote.
We know what the giant “E” stands for…
Better than an ill tempered mutated sea bass